A Germans Opinion on the 3 German Brands

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
05/09/2014 at 22:32 • Filed to: None

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So, I have a German Teacher that teaches me. German. His name is Ulrich Golling and he is from Augsburg. He's not really into cars, but told me he had a Honda Prelude that he once drove at 160 MPH. The other day I told him, Ulrich, what is your favourite brand of the 3 Germans?

If you get the answer right, I will give you a cute picture of my dog. If you don't, spam.


DISCUSSION (47)


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 22:36

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BMW, duuuuh. Er kommt aus Augsburg, eine die Herzen von Bayern.

My Germans rusty, eff me. And I'm flying back to Germany in July.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 22:36

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VW.... yes, I think that covers most of them.


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 22:37

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Dacia.


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > M54B30
05/09/2014 at 22:38

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It has to be BMW. BMW is always best.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > M54B30
05/09/2014 at 22:39

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > CRider
05/09/2014 at 22:40

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Nope,

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Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > CRider
05/09/2014 at 22:40

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Everybody loves VAG


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > All Motor Is Best Motor
05/09/2014 at 22:41

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A Boat load of Spam

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Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 22:41

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VW


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
05/09/2014 at 22:42

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Neeoup

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Nibbles
05/09/2014 at 22:43

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I LOVE VAG, but that was not his choice. A Spam Lite for you for the VAG comment.

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Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 22:45

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SPAMBMW

Spamcedes Benz

Spamdi

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
05/09/2014 at 22:46

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Hahah you had the right answer. I mean, you all guys are missing out. My dog is really cute.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 22:50

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BMW


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > CRider
05/09/2014 at 22:51

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SPAM!

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Kinja'd!!! CRider > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 22:53

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Smart?


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > CRider
05/09/2014 at 22:55

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God you are so close you can just touch it with the carbon dioxide you exhale!


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 22:59

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it has to be Mercedes, although I prefer VAG myself, tastes much better than spam. (when cared for properly)


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 23:03

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Maybach?


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 23:08

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Opel


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Aaron James
05/09/2014 at 23:08

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Double Points! You as I prefer VAG and right answer:

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > CRider
05/09/2014 at 23:09

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You are just playing with me aren't you?


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > The Compromiser
05/09/2014 at 23:10

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Nooope, Spam

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Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 23:12

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you are ownings of Doge?

Wow!


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 23:19

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Victory is MINE............cute dog can you fedex him to me asap?


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 23:19

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Ja.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > The Compromiser
05/09/2014 at 23:23

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Oh Yes I am! I love him, his name is Haschie, he has a Facebook.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Aaron James
05/09/2014 at 23:26

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I told him, he says he doesn't want to.

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Kinja'd!!! Michael Flatter > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 23:27

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Opel


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > CRider
05/09/2014 at 23:28

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Scheisse


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Michael Flatter
05/09/2014 at 23:28

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Spaaam

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Kinja'd!!! CRider > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 23:30

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Wo ist der Hund?


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 23:39

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Well, it was worth a try at least.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Vicente Esteve
05/09/2014 at 23:44

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Opel


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Vicente Esteve
05/10/2014 at 00:10

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I'm enjoying the reward / punishment mechanism of cute dog / spam. We should use this idea again.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Vicente Esteve
05/10/2014 at 00:56

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such doge

many happiness

wow


Kinja'd!!! IchDochNicht > Vicente Esteve
05/10/2014 at 05:16

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Since he is from Augsburg (Bavaria), you can rule out Mercedes and Porsche - those would be considered import cars...

BTW: Did you know that Bavarians are God's chosen people? Here are two stories that illustrate it:

1. When God made humans, He stood at the border of Bavaria and Austria. Whenever He had finished a human, He checked him out. If He was happy, He would send him down to Bavaria. The rest were thrown over the fence.

2. At some point, after God had made a nice variety of humans, they asked him what languages they were supposed to speak. So God assigned them their languages. However, there were a few people left-over with no language assigned. They asked God: "So how are we supposed to speak from now on?" God realized he had missed them, but he had already assigned all available languages. He thought about it for a moment, then said in his heavy Bavarian Accent: "Jo moi, dann reds' hoit so wia I" (Well, then just talk like me).

And here is some old fashioned Bavarian rock music:


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Michael Flatter
05/10/2014 at 09:02

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Spamed

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > CRider
05/10/2014 at 09:02

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Meine haus


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > wiffleballtony
05/10/2014 at 09:03

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Here you go,

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
05/10/2014 at 09:04

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I am thinking about it for other Posts where I ask questions. I must get more pictures of Hashcie though.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Stef Schrader
05/10/2014 at 09:05

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much paw

such negotiation

plenty denial

very cuteness

wow


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > IchDochNicht
05/10/2014 at 09:10

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Hahah they are great stories. And that was quite a post, but man. Sorry:

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Kinja'd!!! Conan > Vicente Esteve
05/11/2014 at 12:12

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The German colleague I hosted said VAG, so I'd guess the same. He says that Mercedes and BMW feel too same-y.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Conan
05/11/2014 at 13:33

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nein, ZeSpäm

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Kinja'd!!! IchDochNicht > Vicente Esteve
05/13/2014 at 03:25

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He was a Bavarian who liked Mercedes? I think they call that a Traitor. I'm sure that's why he had to move to the US.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > IchDochNicht
05/13/2014 at 07:45

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Haha I know. He has lived in the U.S. but we are not in the U.S. We are both in Tampico Mexico, a small city 400 miles south of the border in the coast.