![]() 05/09/2014 at 22:32 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
So, I have a German Teacher that teaches me. German. His name is Ulrich Golling and he is from Augsburg. He's not really into cars, but told me he had a Honda Prelude that he once drove at 160 MPH. The other day I told him, Ulrich, what is your favourite brand of the 3 Germans?
If you get the answer right, I will give you a cute picture of my dog. If you don't, spam.
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BMW, duuuuh. Er kommt aus Augsburg, eine die Herzen von Bayern.
My Germans rusty, eff me. And I'm flying back to Germany in July.
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VW.... yes, I think that covers most of them.
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Dacia.
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It has to be BMW. BMW is always best.
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Nope,
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Everybody loves VAG
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A Boat load of Spam
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VW
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Neeoup
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I LOVE VAG, but that was not his choice. A Spam Lite for you for the VAG comment.
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SPAMBMW
Spamcedes Benz
Spamdi
![]() 05/09/2014 at 22:46 |
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Hahah you had the right answer. I mean, you all guys are missing out. My dog is really cute.
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BMW
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SPAM!
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Smart?
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God you are so close you can just touch it with the carbon dioxide you exhale!
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it has to be Mercedes, although I prefer VAG myself, tastes much better than spam. (when cared for properly)
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Maybach?
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Opel
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Double Points! You as I prefer VAG and right answer:
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You are just playing with me aren't you?
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Nooope, Spam
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you are ownings of Doge?
Wow!
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Victory is MINE............cute dog can you fedex him to me asap?
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Ja.
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Oh Yes I am! I love him, his name is Haschie, he has a Facebook.
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I told him, he says he doesn't want to.
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Opel
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Scheisse
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Spaaam
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Wo ist der Hund?
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Well, it was worth a try at least.
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Opel
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I'm enjoying the reward / punishment mechanism of cute dog / spam. We should use this idea again.
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such doge
many happiness
wow
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Since he is from Augsburg (Bavaria), you can rule out Mercedes and Porsche - those would be considered import cars...
BTW: Did you know that Bavarians are God's chosen people? Here are two stories that illustrate it:
1. When God made humans, He stood at the border of Bavaria and Austria. Whenever He had finished a human, He checked him out. If He was happy, He would send him down to Bavaria. The rest were thrown over the fence.
2. At some point, after God had made a nice variety of humans, they asked him what languages they were supposed to speak. So God assigned them their languages. However, there were a few people left-over with no language assigned. They asked God: "So how are we supposed to speak from now on?" God realized he had missed them, but he had already assigned all available languages. He thought about it for a moment, then said in his heavy Bavarian Accent: "Jo moi, dann reds' hoit so wia I" (Well, then just talk like me).
And here is some old fashioned Bavarian rock music:
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Spamed
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Meine haus
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Here you go,
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I am thinking about it for other Posts where I ask questions. I must get more pictures of Hashcie though.
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much paw
such negotiation
plenty denial
very cuteness
wow
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Hahah they are great stories. And that was quite a post, but man. Sorry:
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The German colleague I hosted said VAG, so I'd guess the same. He says that Mercedes and BMW feel too same-y.
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nein, ZeSpäm
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He was a Bavarian who liked Mercedes? I think they call that a Traitor. I'm sure that's why he had to move to the US.
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Haha I know. He has lived in the U.S. but we are not in the U.S. We are both in Tampico Mexico, a small city 400 miles south of the border in the coast.